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Goalies & Strikers

StarKicks has a cast of fourteen: seven goalies you shoot against and seven strikers you defend against. The matchup is the same for every player on any given day — learning the cast is the long game.

The Weekly Calendar

Each goalie owns a day of the week, permanently:

Day Goalie
Monday Moonshot
Tuesday Turntable
Wednesday Wembley
Thursday Threepeat
Friday Frankenstar
Saturday Saturn
Sunday Supervoid

The seven strikers — Moped, Turbo, Westwind, Threadneedle, Fritz, Satellite, and Sundown — rotate through the week, so every goalie-and-striker pairing comes up exactly once per 49-day season. The pregame screen always shows today's pairing and teases tomorrow's.

Pregame tale-of-the-tape showing today's goalie and striker

Tells

Before every kick and every defense, your opponent gives a tell — a shift in posture and a line of chatter hinting where they'll go. Tells aren't random noise: each character follows their own fixed rule for when the tell is honest and when it lies. One keeper never lies; another alternates; another lies more the better your day is going.

Those rules never change, and the game never hides them behind luck — cracking a character's pattern is how you get better, and it's knowledge you keep forever.

Character Personalities

Every character plays differently in ways you'll feel within a round or two:

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